things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
(Source: carson-phillips, via love-being-in-love)
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
(Source: starkstower, via queridakellie)
Alanis Morissette (via themoonflowers)
(Source: wrists, via vodkacupcakes)
Soon I’ll grow up, and I won’t even flinch at your name.
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
(Source: hapsical, via vodkacupcakes)
The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
TUMBLR STOP.
NEVER STOP
I SHIP IT
I don’t normally reblog this shit but that picture in the comments is just so freaking adorable
oh look my otp is back
(via c0rnfields)
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
(via tweerkiit)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via deemingly)
| me: | im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year.. |
| me: | gets in bed |
| me: | how was earth created |
| me: | who made microwaves |
| me: | how does the internet even work |
| me: | i'm hungry |
| me: | feels bad about something i did 4 years ago |
| me: | remembers 73 unfinished tasks |
| me: | too tired to sleep |
